Hi I'am DAY(Capricorn, Two-spirited, Pansexul,INPF, choleric,Neutral Good.) To enjoy the thing's that make me smile for the most part. Some where to meet knew people, talk, have fun. To laugh, to live, to enjoy the little things. To have unexpected and splendid moments in a world of cause and effect.
|guy:||are you gonna be a good girl for daddy?|
|me:||im gonna be the best|
|me:||...the very best|
|me:||that no one ever was|
i just want a deadpool movie
And all that would happen is him jumping through different superhero movies. Interacting with the others and annoying them mercilessly
i’d pay for tickets for that. i’d fund that directly
one time i was jingle-jangling with my fuck buddy and he was about to cum and instead of saying something really sexy to help him i said “are you feeling it now mr krabs” and he started laughing so hard he lost his boner god bless
this is still the best sex i ever had i don’t even give a care
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others
Yeah. What kind of fucked up psychology are you learning from Sherlock?